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1.) TRAVELER - 03/07/2013
Should Chili have beans?
2.) DParker - 03/07/2013
It's a little early for a religious debate, isn't it?
3.) Ohbuckhunter - 03/07/2013
Beans. Duh.
4.) hoyt_em - 03/07/2013
Not if your right...beans in.
Otherwise it is will become a poor excuse for a hot spaghetti sauce
Otherwise it is will become a poor excuse for a hot spaghetti sauce
5.) DParker - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=hoyt_em;1586]Not if your right...beans in.
Otherwise it is will become a poor excuse for a hot spaghetti sauce[/QUOTE]
If you can put beans in spaghetti sauce and fool yourself into thinking that you've now got chili then you can't be helped.
Otherwise it is will become a poor excuse for a hot spaghetti sauce[/QUOTE]
If you can put beans in spaghetti sauce and fool yourself into thinking that you've now got chili then you can't be helped.
6.) hoyt_em - 03/07/2013
Lol...Dbackwards
7.) BULLZ-i - 03/07/2013
CHILI WITHOUT BEAN IS MEAT SOUP
8.) DParker - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=hoyt_em;1597]Lol...Dbackwards[/QUOTE]
Basic logic:
If A - B = C then C + B = A.
Now let...[INDENT]
A = Chili
B = Beans
C = Spaghetti Sauce
[/INDENT]
...and this becomes pretty easy to figure out.
Basic logic:
If A - B = C then C + B = A.
Now let...[INDENT]
A = Chili
B = Beans
C = Spaghetti Sauce
[/INDENT]
...and this becomes pretty easy to figure out.
9.) BULLZ-i - 03/07/2013
THATS A CLASSIC MRE RIGHT THERE
10.) DParker - 03/07/2013
Again, for the education of the local heathens....
This is chili:
I don't know what this is:
This is chili:
I don't know what this is:
11.) hoyt_em - 03/07/2013
Lmao...the second meal is yummy, that first one, appears to look like warned up ocello sponges, with a plate of 3 day old road kill, basted in motor oil, in an unwashed garage sale pot.
12.) DParker - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=hoyt_em;1626]Lmao...the second meal is yummy[/QUOTE]
Bland, watery bean soup. Check.
[QUOTE=hoyt_em;1626], that first one, appears to look like warned up ocello sponges, with a plate of 3 day old road kill, basted in motor oil, in an unwashed garage sale pot.[/QUOTE]
That's called "beef" (a meat enjoyed by most humans possessing a 'Y' chromosome), and the sauce is composed of stock (again, a meat-based item) and spices, including hot chile peppers (also enjoyed by the aforementioned 'Y' chromosome possessors.)
Bland, watery bean soup. Check.
[QUOTE=hoyt_em;1626], that first one, appears to look like warned up ocello sponges, with a plate of 3 day old road kill, basted in motor oil, in an unwashed garage sale pot.[/QUOTE]
That's called "beef" (a meat enjoyed by most humans possessing a 'Y' chromosome), and the sauce is composed of stock (again, a meat-based item) and spices, including hot chile peppers (also enjoyed by the aforementioned 'Y' chromosome possessors.)
13.) BULLZ-i - 03/07/2013
I'LL TAKE DOOR NUMBER 2. HE'S USING THE CORN BREAD AS A DECOY
14.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2013
The only way we're ever going to solve this debate is to have a battle of the roadhouse waitresses...
Gentlemen, post your wenches...
Gentlemen, post your wenches...
15.) DParker - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;1635]The only way we're ever going to solve this debate is to have a battle of the roadhouse waitresses...
Gentlemen, post your wenches...[/QUOTE]
OK, I think I see where the disconnect is now. You're trying to help, operating under the assumption that the goal is to "solve" something (understandable, I made the same mistake for the first year of my marriage whenever my wife wanted to talk about some problem she'd encountered), while I'm just in it for the opportunity to bicker and proscelytize. :p
But I'm still good with the whole waitressing wenches idea.
Gentlemen, post your wenches...[/QUOTE]
OK, I think I see where the disconnect is now. You're trying to help, operating under the assumption that the goal is to "solve" something (understandable, I made the same mistake for the first year of my marriage whenever my wife wanted to talk about some problem she'd encountered), while I'm just in it for the opportunity to bicker and proscelytize. :p
But I'm still good with the whole waitressing wenches idea.
16.) Floyd - 03/07/2013
Pot stirrer = Traveler
17.) DParker - 03/07/2013
Well, the pot needs stirring at every spice dump anyway so he can put that urge to good use.
18.) DParker - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;1633]I'LL TAKE DOOR NUMBER 2. HE'S USING THE CORN BREAD AS A DECOY[/QUOTE]
OK, so maybe I lied a little when I said I don't hunt over bait.
OK, so maybe I lied a little when I said I don't hunt over bait.
19.) Jon - 03/07/2013
[COLOR="#006400"]A classic discussion, religious debate and math problem all in one. A real puzzle.
I prefer beans but I also enjoy chili cooked however the person cooking it puts it together. No debate, fat guys eat pretty much everything![/COLOR]
I prefer beans but I also enjoy chili cooked however the person cooking it puts it together. No debate, fat guys eat pretty much everything![/COLOR]
20.) TXHunter - 03/07/2013
already this thread has re-emerged, eh?
21.) BULLZ-i - 03/07/2013
IT'S LIKE ASKING ODOULS OR BEER...
22.) TXHunter - 03/07/2013
2 kinds of Chili -
A) Traditional Texas Red (no beans)
B) Everything else (beans, corn, veggies...whatever else you want to add and still call it "chili").
each have their own following
side note, however: the international chili association does NOT recognize beans as an ingredient in chili for their competitions, i.e. Terlingua
A) Traditional Texas Red (no beans)
B) Everything else (beans, corn, veggies...whatever else you want to add and still call it "chili").
each have their own following
side note, however: the international chili association does NOT recognize beans as an ingredient in chili for their competitions, i.e. Terlingua
23.) TXHunter - 03/07/2013
:dh:
24.) DParker - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=TXHunter;1686]1 kind of Chili -
A) Traditional Texas Red (no beans)[/QUOTE]
Fixed it for you.
A) Traditional Texas Red (no beans)[/QUOTE]
Fixed it for you.
25.) TXHunter - 03/07/2013
there needs to be a "poking a hornet's nest smilie"
26.) BULLZ-i - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=TXHunter;1687]:dh:[/QUOTE]
YES..... JUST ADD BEANS AND SIMMER
YES..... JUST ADD BEANS AND SIMMER
27.) Old Crow - 03/07/2013
Beans are king .......cause Gram said that's how it's done !!!!!
:tu::-):tu:
:tu::-):tu:
28.) Jag - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=Old Crow;1709]Beans are king .......cause Gram said that's how it's done !!!!!
:tu::-):tu:[/QUOTE]
:tu: No messing with Gram!
:tu::-):tu:[/QUOTE]
:tu: No messing with Gram!
29.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;1635]The only way we're ever going to [COLOR="#FF0000"]survive[/COLOR] this debate is to have a battle of the roadhouse waitresses...
Gentlemen, post your wenches...[/QUOTE]
Trust me, there's chili in this picture...
To see it, you have to wear the special glasses.
Gentlemen, post your wenches...[/QUOTE]
Trust me, there's chili in this picture...
To see it, you have to wear the special glasses.
30.) billy b - 03/08/2013
Ok you yankee bastages, just wait till next year, I'm gonna pour real chili down you till you swear not to ever put beans & chili in the same paragraph. You have been warned:bang:
31.) BULLZ-i - 03/08/2013
[B][COLOR="#B22222"]PLEASE! NOT JON.....[/COLOR][/B]
32.) DParker - 03/08/2013
Now you're all in trouble!
33.) billy b - 03/08/2013
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;1777][B][COLOR="#B22222"]PLEASE! NOT JON.....[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]
Every dang one of you.:tu:
Every dang one of you.:tu:
34.) OKY - 03/08/2013
Where can I get a rental stomach? Billy, check yer PM's.
35.) BULLZ-i - 03/08/2013
[QUOTE=OKY;1789]Where can I get a rental stomach? Billy, check yer PM's.[/QUOTE]
MARCUM
MARCUM
36.) Floyd - 03/08/2013
Mercy :laugh:
37.) OKY - 03/08/2013
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;1791]MARCUM[/QUOTE]
Blink, blink....:grin::grin::grin:
Blink, blink....:grin::grin::grin:
38.) Floyd - 03/11/2013
Texas Red Chili, Beans, Rice, Jalapeņo, Cornbread.
The chili meat is beef and the venison from the hunt in south Texas. Beans are Pinto beans, seasoned, with salt pork.
Yes, mixing it up on the plate is okay. Add a little hot sauce or picante of your choice. I also like to pour the chili over the cornbread; mmm, mmm, good. I also like to take a bowl put the cornbread in it and pour beans and the bean soup in it; heaven.
The chili meat is beef and the venison from the hunt in south Texas. Beans are Pinto beans, seasoned, with salt pork.
Yes, mixing it up on the plate is okay. Add a little hot sauce or picante of your choice. I also like to pour the chili over the cornbread; mmm, mmm, good. I also like to take a bowl put the cornbread in it and pour beans and the bean soup in it; heaven.
39.) DParker - 03/11/2013
Excellent. I'll be looking for the recipe in our new "After the Hunt" forum.
40.) Floyd - 03/11/2013
Scout made the rice. It's always perfect. I think the grubbiness of her hands is the secret.
Melody made the Chili and the cornbread
I made the beans
Melody made the Chili and the cornbread
I made the beans
41.) BULLZ-i - 03/11/2013
HMMM OPTIONAL BEANS! THATS A WHOLE NEW ARGUMENT
42.) hoyt_em - 03/11/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;1713]Trust me, there's chili in this picture...
To see it, you have to wear the special glasses.[/QUOTE]
To heck with the special glasses...my goodness
To see it, you have to wear the special glasses.[/QUOTE]
To heck with the special glasses...my goodness
43.) bluecat - 03/11/2013
Let us celebrate our differences with a 15.9 ounce soda.
44.) DParker - 03/11/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;2273]Let us celebrate our differences with a 15.9 ounce soda.[/QUOTE]
Forget that. Give me the Costco-approved 64 oz Brawndo thirst demolisher (it's got what plants crave). Mayor "Soda Nazi" Bloomberg's big-ass soda ban goes down in legal flames:
[URL]http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323826704578354543929974394.html[/URL]
Forget that. Give me the Costco-approved 64 oz Brawndo thirst demolisher (it's got what plants crave). Mayor "Soda Nazi" Bloomberg's big-ass soda ban goes down in legal flames:
[URL]http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323826704578354543929974394.html[/URL]
45.) Jon - 03/11/2013
Seems like NYC is all sorts of jacked up. I mean more so than just the obvious
46.) PB - 03/12/2013
Beans, definately. Kidney beans, absolutely not! I prefer great northerns.
47.) DParker - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=PB;2430]Beans, definately. Kidney beans, absolutely not! I prefer great northerns.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, what a kick in the gut. Just when you think you've come across one of the good guys...
But unlike most of these other reprobates I think there's still the possibility that you can be rehabilitated.
Oh man, what a kick in the gut. Just when you think you've come across one of the good guys...
But unlike most of these other reprobates I think there's still the possibility that you can be rehabilitated.
48.) PB - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;2437]Oh man, what a kick in the gut. Just when you think you've come across one of the good guys...
But unlike most of these other reprobates I think there's still the possibility that you can be rehabilitated.[/QUOTE]
Ya' mean like this, D? :dh:
But unlike most of these other reprobates I think there's still the possibility that you can be rehabilitated.[/QUOTE]
Ya' mean like this, D? :dh:
49.) Floyd - 03/12/2013
Oh PasterBob, you're not a dead horse to beat. Old dogs can learn new tricks. Not that you're old dog or a dead horse mind you. Just saying.
Anyways, I sure would like an update about your little part of God's Country in your part of the woods. Still doing your Archery Shoots?
Anyways, I sure would like an update about your little part of God's Country in your part of the woods. Still doing your Archery Shoots?
50.) DParker - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=PB;2444]Ya' mean like this, D? :dh:[/QUOTE]
Well, I suppose you could use horse meat in your chili. They seem to have been eating a lot of it in Europe lately without being able to tell the difference.
Well, I suppose you could use horse meat in your chili. They seem to have been eating a lot of it in Europe lately without being able to tell the difference.
51.) Swamp Fox - 03/12/2013
I find it disturbing that we're on Page 6 now and we're no closer to surviving this debate with pictures of roadhouse wenches than we were on Page 3, Post 29...
52.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
53.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
I'm sorry, I thought you said roadhouse wrenches. My bad.
54.) DParker - 03/12/2013
How about Miss Chile? (Not only for her own merits, but as an antidote to bluecat's offering)
55.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
Spicy!
56.) Swamp Fox - 03/12/2013
:tu:
If we get pictures of roadhouse winches, then I don't want to hear any more "We should be paying teachers more"....
Less, probably...
LOL
If we get pictures of roadhouse winches, then I don't want to hear any more "We should be paying teachers more"....
Less, probably...
LOL
57.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
You're implying I went to school.
58.) Swamp Fox - 03/12/2013
No, you're inferring it.
:wink
:wink
59.) bluecat - 03/12/2013
Isn't it time for your nap?
(See what I did there?)
(See what I did there?)
60.) Tunein - 03/12/2013
[QUOTE=Jon;1656][COLOR="#006400"]A classic discussion, religious debate and math problem all in one. A real puzzle.
I prefer beans but I also enjoy chili cooked however the person cooking it puts it together. No debate, fat guys eat pretty much everything![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Here here Jon, although I've lost about 45 lbs of the fat guy, a good bowl of chili is hard to beat. Beans or no, I like em all. My chili happens to generally include beans, both black and kidney and even the pre spiced chili beans when I can locate them. But all of them must have spice, bring on the heat. No heat, no good in my book :-)
I prefer beans but I also enjoy chili cooked however the person cooking it puts it together. No debate, fat guys eat pretty much everything![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Here here Jon, although I've lost about 45 lbs of the fat guy, a good bowl of chili is hard to beat. Beans or no, I like em all. My chili happens to generally include beans, both black and kidney and even the pre spiced chili beans when I can locate them. But all of them must have spice, bring on the heat. No heat, no good in my book :-)
61.) bluecat - 03/13/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;2483]:tu:
If we get pictures of roadhouse winches, then I don't want to hear any more "We should be paying teachers more"....
Less, probably...
LOL[/QUOTE]
If we get pictures of roadhouse winches, then I don't want to hear any more "We should be paying teachers more"....
Less, probably...
LOL[/QUOTE]
62.) TRAVELER - 03/14/2013
I was reading through this stuff I started. I have decided that if we pool our resources we can buy our Ritalin in bulk.
63.) Floyd - 03/14/2013
Traveler, you own boat that goes to sea, do you winch on your crank or crank on your winch? And is that before or after you take your Ritalin.
....I know, I know...you have some else do it. Good call.
....I know, I know...you have some else do it. Good call.
64.) bluecat - 03/14/2013
[QUOTE=TRAVELER;2700]I was reading through this stuff I started. I have decided that if we pool our resources we can buy our Ritalin in bulk.[/QUOTE]
POST OF THE YEAR! :laugh: :laugh:
POST OF THE YEAR! :laugh: :laugh:
65.) TRAVELER - 03/14/2013
[QUOTE=Floyd;2703]Traveler, you own boat that goes to sea, do you winch on your crank or crank on your winch? And is that before or after you take your Ritalin.
....I know, I know...you have some else do it. Good call.[/QUOTE]
I always have the mate crank the winch and always before Ritalin. Unless I forget or get distracted.
....I know, I know...you have some else do it. Good call.[/QUOTE]
I always have the mate crank the winch and always before Ritalin. Unless I forget or get distracted.
66.) Leighton - 03/14/2013
What about re fried beans ? Adobe Dave fed them to me and Avril once and she was ill for two days .
67.) DParker - 03/14/2013
Re-fries....in chili? That's not only wrong, it's just plain nasty. :ek:
68.) Floyd - 03/15/2013
[QUOTE=TRAVELER;2717]I always have the mate crank the winch and always before Ritalin. Unless I forget or get distracted.[/QUOTE]
That poor guy. The two of you ain't been right since. Hence the ritalin and all them martinis can't get rid of the taste.
That poor guy. The two of you ain't been right since. Hence the ritalin and all them martinis can't get rid of the taste.
69.) Jag - 03/15/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;2764]Re-fries....in chili? That's not only wrong, it's just plain nasty. :ek:[/QUOTE]
Anyone who does that needs a beatin :bk:
Anyone who does that needs a beatin :bk:
70.) DParker - 03/20/2013
71.) Jon - 03/21/2013
[COLOR="#006400"]Leighton, you learned a very important lesson. Adobe Dave shouldn't be trusted with serving ANY food, be it traditional mexican, fake mexican OR any southwestern delicacy. He's stuck in a land between any real historical importance food wise. I mean, he could probably grill up a delightful lizard or maybe twice baked buzzard, beside that, leave the food to the Texans. Sorry your wife had to have the purge reaction, a non US citizen should have been warned really.[/COLOR]
72.) btmdeerslayer - 03/22/2013
God bless the internet ....im so glad we are all getting back to this, Chilli get beans.:clap:
73.) billy b - 03/22/2013
Uh [COLOR="#FF0000"]NO![/COLOR][I][/I][B][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][SIZE=5][/SIZE]
74.) DParker - 03/22/2013
I can see that it's time for a geography refresher...
75.) billy b - 03/22/2013
It's surprising how accurate that map really is:hb: Thanks DP.
76.) DParker - 03/22/2013
Life imitates art. :p
77.) toxophilite - 03/29/2013
beans are just filler for the guys that didn't shoot any venison this year:laugh:
78.) DParker - 03/29/2013
[QUOTE=toxophilite;4193]beans are just filler for the guys that didn't shoot any venison this year:laugh:[/QUOTE]
OK, this guy checks out. He can stay. :tu:
OK, this guy checks out. He can stay. :tu:
79.) Floyd - 03/29/2013
You got that right DParker.
Envision this: toxophilite post was like he had just finished gutting his deer, we are standing around and in one smooth motion nonchalantly takes off his left gutting glove and slaps the beaners face saying, "beans are just filler for the guys that didn't shoot any venison this year." SLAP!!!! Ouch, man that smarted. :laugh:
Very cool. :beer:
Envision this: toxophilite post was like he had just finished gutting his deer, we are standing around and in one smooth motion nonchalantly takes off his left gutting glove and slaps the beaners face saying, "beans are just filler for the guys that didn't shoot any venison this year." SLAP!!!! Ouch, man that smarted. :laugh:
Very cool. :beer:
80.) toxophilite - 03/30/2013
i have been lucky enough to keep my freezer stocked with venison all the way back to 1977, heck i've even got to feed deerminator this year :laugh:
81.) btmdeerslayer - 03/31/2013
well im glad i still made the ignorance side of the map, even the origins part
82.) Deerminator - 03/31/2013
[QUOTE=toxophilite;4468]i have been lucky enough to keep my freezer stocked with venison all the way back to 1977, heck i've even got to feed deerminator this year :laugh:[/QUOTE]
A trade for Banana bread.:co:
A trade for Banana bread.:co:
83.) DParker - 03/31/2013
Shoot...I'd trade some venison for banana bread (if it has walnuts or pecans in it). There's nothing like warm banana bread with a little butter on it.
84.) Deerminator - 03/31/2013
It's not easy cause of all the moisture but if ya can get it toasted..................OH MAN THAT"S GOOOD
85.) DParker - 03/31/2013
Hmmmmmm....gonna' have to try that. Would be tough at home with just a regular toaster (the bread would likely fall apart inside of it), but we have a toaster oven at the office. I'll bet that would work.
86.) toxophilite - 03/31/2013
the banana bread is great, deerminators better half has a killer recipe,but no nuts,you know just like no beans:laugh: