1.) Swamp Fox - 12/23/2017

If people would get off their phones in the middle of the grocery store so I could get by, that would be great ....



Also, I want to complain about people who insist on backing into parking spaces and holding everybody else up, even though there's lots of room to wheel in.



Secondly, I want to mock people who rant about backing into parking spots like stupid whiner babies when they could easily figure out why people do it.

Exhibit A-- I bet he thought this was clever, and most of the people in the comments section are his male lovers:

[url]http://mockable.org/people-who-back-into-parking-spaces-can-kiss-my-ass/[/url]



Thirdly, I want to know more about this thing I hear about on the internet every once in a while called "winterizing your hose." I'm serious. I leave my hoses out all year, but they freeze sometimes. What am I doing wrong?



And lastly, for now, we're in shorts and flip-flops here, but I insist this clip is appropriate:

2.) bluecat - 12/24/2017

That was a hooter...I mean hoot.

3.) bluecat - 12/24/2017

Once you are married your hose is considered winterized. Fyi.

4.) DParker - 12/24/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;53904]Once you are married your hose is considered winterized. Fyi.[/QUOTE]

LOL! +a bunch

5.) DParker - 12/24/2017

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;53902]And lastly, for now, we're in shorts and flip-flops here, but I insist this clip is appropriate:

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If Christmas shopping was really even remotely like that then Amazon wouldn't have nearly as much of my money.

6.) Swamp Fox - 12/24/2017

It's a lot more/less nipply today ...

7.) Swamp Fox - 12/24/2017

I found smelt (smelts?) at the Piggly Wiggly yesterday. Around here, that's like finding a classically liberal elected Democrat or a completely honest fisherman ...

I got so excited, I went brain-dead.

The mistake I made was not frying some yesterday, when I could open all the windows. But I think I'm going in tonight, fortified by hot rum.

I'd never seen smelt until a few years ago, but when I heard they were the french fries of the sea, I had to get me some.

8.) DParker - 12/24/2017

He who smelt it....well...you know.

9.) Swamp Fox - 12/25/2017

It's a heavy "Why would you *ever* fry [I]bluefish[/I]" smell ---Which I'm alright with, as long as I can ready myself.

10.) bluecat - 12/25/2017

Do you have a backup plan in case things go horribly wrong? Fire extinguisher? Left your number with closest of kin?

11.) Swamp Fox - 12/25/2017

I'm winging it ... And it's spectacular!


I'm also glad I procrastinated and never got around to throwing out the old oil ... LOL

12.) Swamp Fox - 12/25/2017

13.) DParker - 12/25/2017

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;53915]

Uber driver just asked if Canada celebrates Christmas on a different day than America. Yeah, our Christ is actually the half brother of Jesus. Doug Christ, born on the 30th.

— Becky Dalton (@beckydalts) December 23, 2017

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14.) Swamp Fox - 12/25/2017

It is a silly place.